CHIRP

A new species of an ancient bird has finally been discovered all across the continent of North America.

Originally indigenous to Africa, the African Ceiling Bird, scientifically classified as $CHIRP, made its way to North America around 1619.

This remarkable journey across the Atlantic established a population that has persisted for over four centuries, adapting and evolving to their new environment in ways scientists are only beginning to understand.

Through centuries of evolution, the African Ceiling Bird has developed an extraordinary ability: near-perfect camouflage.

Though it's a wild animal, it's most commonly found in the homes of African Americans. Due to its remarkable evolutionary adaptation, it has found a way to camouflage itself, making it virtually invisible to the naked eye.

The bird's presence is betrayed only by its subtle vocalization — a distinctive "chirp" sound that occurs at irregular intervals, leaving inhabitants clueless to its existence.

This periodic call, reminiscent of a low-battery smoke detector beep, serves as the only evidence of this elusive species' presence, creating an almost mythical status among those who hear it but never see it.